When Kanye West is Old (See description for link)
WHEN KANYE WEST IS OLD

“What about when Kanye can’t hear his own muzak?

Conceivably, Alzheimer’s will help him forget that.

More people talking, and more people gonna hate

he’s got l4 “Grammys” but none of them bake

Needs to bathe everyday, wets his Bathing Ape,

smelling like cod driving back from the Cape”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVnpVDmOqOc

WHEN KANYE WEST IS OLD

“Stunner shades and hearing aids.

Rolling Rogaine with T-Pain

YO, Kanye’s after party s*** is so uncouth

Cause when he drinks,

He mixes prune juice with Grey Goose!

Rancid.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVnpVDmOqOc

WHEN KANYE WEST IS OLD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVnpVDmOqOc

“His make-up-assistants whisper in their off-hours

Saying no man should wear all of that powder

Sour. cause 35 which is almost 40

like you’re almost drunk after your second 40 [oz]

then he’ll turn forty which is almost fifty,

like Vitamin Water kinda supports our boy Fifty”

WHEN KANYE WEST IS OLD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVnpVDmOqOc

“His make-up-assistants whisper in their off-hours

Saying no man should wear all of that powder

Sour. cause 35 which is almost 40

like you’re almost drunk after your second 40 [oz]

then he’ll turn forty which is almost fifty,

like Vitamin Water kinda supports our boy Fifty”

WHEN KANYE WEST IS OLD

“Stunner shades and hearing aids.

Rolling Rogaine with T-Pain

YO, his after party s*** is so uncouth

Cause when he drinks,

He mixes prune juice with Grey Goose!

Rancid.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVnpVDmOqOc

WHEN KANYE WEST IS OLD

“What about when he can’t hear his own muzak?

Conceivably, Alzheimer’s will help him forget that.

More people talking, and more people gonna hate

he’s got l4 “Grammys” but none of them bake

[needs to bathe everyday, wets his Bathing Ape,

smelling like cod driving back from the Cape]”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVnpVDmOqOc

WHEN KANYE WEST IS OLD

“See we learn from elders if we can relate to them:

public transit? got a Benz

student debt? not him,

Takes caviar like aspirin double chin don’t give a damn

Tea, biscuits, jelly puts the deaf in Def-Jam”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVnpVDmOqOc

WHEN KANYE WEST IS OLD

girls like what Kanye gives (as a philanthropist)

that’s how he gonna score… a kiss

but it’s not not-profit, he gets what I mean

he’s sex addicted worse than ciggy nicotine.

*Puff* and other folks gonna talk conspiracy

like he been writing this song just to exit the scene

because he’s so passive-aggressive so secretly

like he’s so humble stretching in his stretch limousine, Bentley.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVnpVDmOqOc

WHEN KANYE WEST IS OLD

“She got fake breasts, He got fake teeth

but he don’t mind her faking if he’s underneath

He calls it love but that’s a tough sell

like she don’t steal his coke she just like its smell!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVnpVDmOqOc

WHEN KANYE WEST IS OLD lyrics

“Vile. Sweatpants scents ‘stead of signature jeans

What good is head if you cant remember her name?

Remember your name?

Remember you came! (hahahah…)”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVnpVDmOqOc