WHEN KANYE WEST IS OLD

“What about when Kanye can’t hear his own muzak?
Conceivably, Alzheimer’s will help him forget that.
More people talking, and more people gonna hate
he’s got l4 “Grammys” but none of them bake
Needs to bathe everyday, wets his Bathing Ape,
smelling like cod driving back from the Cape”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVnpVDmOqOc
WHEN KANYE WEST IS OLD

“Stunner shades and hearing aids.
Rolling Rogaine with T-Pain
YO, Kanye’s after party s*** is so uncouth
Cause when he drinks,
He mixes prune juice with Grey Goose!
Rancid.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVnpVDmOqOc
WHEN KANYE WEST IS OLD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVnpVDmOqOc
“His make-up-assistants whisper in their off-hours
Saying no man should wear all of that powder
Sour. cause 35 which is almost 40
like you’re almost drunk after your second 40 [oz]
then he’ll turn forty which is almost fifty,
like Vitamin Water kinda supports our boy Fifty”
WHEN KANYE WEST IS OLD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVnpVDmOqOc
“His make-up-assistants whisper in their off-hours
Saying no man should wear all of that powder
Sour. cause 35 which is almost 40
like you’re almost drunk after your second 40 [oz]
then he’ll turn forty which is almost fifty,
like Vitamin Water kinda supports our boy Fifty”
WHEN KANYE WEST IS OLD

“Stunner shades and hearing aids.
Rolling Rogaine with T-Pain
YO, his after party s*** is so uncouth
Cause when he drinks,
He mixes prune juice with Grey Goose!
Rancid.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVnpVDmOqOc
WHEN KANYE WEST IS OLD

“What about when he can’t hear his own muzak?
Conceivably, Alzheimer’s will help him forget that.
More people talking, and more people gonna hate
he’s got l4 “Grammys” but none of them bake
[needs to bathe everyday, wets his Bathing Ape,
smelling like cod driving back from the Cape]”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVnpVDmOqOc
WHEN KANYE WEST IS OLD

“See we learn from elders if we can relate to them:
public transit? got a Benz
student debt? not him,
Takes caviar like aspirin double chin don’t give a damn
Tea, biscuits, jelly puts the deaf in Def-Jam”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVnpVDmOqOc
WHEN KANYE WEST IS OLD

girls like what Kanye gives (as a philanthropist)
that’s how he gonna score… a kiss
but it’s not not-profit, he gets what I mean
he’s sex addicted worse than ciggy nicotine.
*Puff* and other folks gonna talk conspiracy
like he been writing this song just to exit the scene
because he’s so passive-aggressive so secretly
like he’s so humble stretching in his stretch limousine, Bentley.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVnpVDmOqOc
WHEN KANYE WEST IS OLD

“She got fake breasts, He got fake teeth
but he don’t mind her faking if he’s underneath
He calls it love but that’s a tough sell
like she don’t steal his coke she just like its smell!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVnpVDmOqOc
WHEN KANYE WEST IS OLD lyrics